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Mark asks…

i got sent this i found it funny do you Two New Elements?

1. Element Name: WOMANIUM
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (Don't even go there)

Physical Properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing
and may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very Bitter if
not used well.

Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. Violent when
left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

***************
2. Element Name: MANIUM

Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of
shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to create electricity.

Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with any WO any chance it can
get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged periods of time.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able
to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.

admin answers:

Hi My Irish Friend,
Very different to be true but I like it..I do Loves things that are different..A Big Star My Friend.
Your Friend,
poppy1

Daniel asks…

are these new elements discovered for real?

MAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)

Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

Element Name: MAN

Symbol: XY

Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

admin answers:

ALL that work and you messed it UP, my man! It's all in the details.

Richard asks…

pleasee help me out..?

single working mom,
just trying to graduate,
best answer ten points
thank you sooo much!!
have a nice day!!

1: The two main Ingredients of the U.S. Economy are:
natural resources and land
land and labor
natural resources and labor
land and money

2: The gross domestic product measures the total _____ of goods and services in a given year.
sale
output
profit
import

3: The American free enterprise system emphasizes:
public ownership
private ownership
both public and private ownership
not enough information

4: _______, the benefit from printing money.
Sovereignty
Seignorage
Seniority
None of the above

5: A policy is referred to as _______ if it reduces the size of the money supply or raises the interest rate. An _______ policy increases the size of the money supply, or decreases the interest rate.
contractionary, expansionary
expansionary, contractionary
fiscal, monetary
monetary, fiscal

6: During the 1870-1920 period the industrialized nations set up _______, with one of the last being the Federal Reserve in 1913.
credit unions
gold reserves
central banking systems
private banking systems

7: When used as part of a commodity money system, which of the following is not a function of paper currency?
to reduce the danger of transporting gold
to reduce the possibility of debasement of coins
to avoid the reduction in circulating medium to hoarding and losses
to avoid the decrease in value of precious stones

8: The gold standard, in theory, limits the power of governments to cause _______ by excessive issue of paper currency.
price inflation
unemployment
wealth and poverty
stagflation

9: The Mundell-Fleming Model describes the behavior of ______ under a gold standard.
the economy
stocks and bonds
currencies
all of the above

10: Approximately ____ of all above-ground gold is held in reserves by central banks.
10%
25%
50%
85%

11: In the United States, the Federal Reserve can only directly set the discount rate; it engages in open market operations to alter the federal funds rate.
True
False
.
.

12: The United States is often described as a "command" economy.
True
False
.
.

13: When products become more expensive over time, deflation is occurring.
True
False
.
.

14: Profit is also known as net income.
True
False
.
.

15: A currency board is a monetary authority which is required to maintain an exchange rate with a foreign currency.
True
False
.
.

16: Wholesale is the purchase of individual items at a higher price, whereas retail is the purchase of large quantities of goods at a lower price.
True
False
.
.

17: The gold standard is a monetary system in which the standard economic unit of account is a fixed weight of gold.
True
False
.
.

18: Monetary policy is the economic term which describes the actions of a government in setting the level of public expenditure and how that expenditure is funded. It contrasts with fiscal policy, which describes the policies about the supply of money to the economy.
True
False
.
.

19: In 1997, the wealthiest one-fifth of American families accounted for 47.2 percent of the nation's income.
True
False
.
.

20: The antitrust law seeks to strengthen market forces so that direct regulation is unnecessary.
True
False
.
Answer 4

admin answers:

You Better Be glad I feel like doing some work,haha

1.Natural resource and labor
2.output
3.private
4.seignorage
5.contractionary,expansionary
6.central banking systems
7. To avoid decrease in value of precious stones
8.price inflation
9.the economy
10.???19% wikipedia.org
11.true
12.false
13.false
14.true
15.true
16.false
17.true
18.false
19.true
20.true

Donna asks…

New Elements on the Periodic Table?

1. Element Name: WOMANIUM
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (Don't even go there)

Physical Properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing
and may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very Bitter if
not used well.

Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. Violent when
left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

***************
2. Element Name: MANIUM

Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)


Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of
shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to create electricity.

Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with any WO any chance it can
get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged periods of time.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able
to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.

admin answers:

LOL...I love chemistry!
Neutralized by saturating with alcohol...I need to get to the liquor store...

Joseph asks…

Do you believe Catholicism is right or is it heresy?

1 Timothy 4
1Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

2Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

3Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.

4For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving:

WHO DOES THIS SOUND LIKE TO YOU?????

AND FYI if your gonna report this and whine about it why not do it to the atheist oh i know because you KNOW I AM RIGHT
Additional Details
Im not saying they forbid all to marry but they do refuse there priests to marry and they say not to eat meat on fridays
also there is the whore of babylon http://www.endtimes-bibleprophecy.com/pa…

1And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:

2With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.

3So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.

4And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:

5And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.

6And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.

7And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the seven heads and ten horns.

8The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.

9And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth.

10And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come; and when he cometh, he must continue a short space.

11And the beast that was, and is not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into perdition.

12And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast.

13These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast.

14These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful.

15And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.

16And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire.

17For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled.

18And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth

also sound familiar then there is this

12Let the deacons be the husbands of one wife, ruling their children and their own houses well.

Titus 1
1Paul, a servant of God, and an apostle of Jesus Christ, according to the faith of God's elect, and the acknowledging of the truth which is after godliness;

2In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began;

3But hath in due times manifested his word through preaching, which is committed unto me according to the commandment of God our Saviour;

4To Titus, mine own son after the common faith: Grace, mercy, and peace, from God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ our Saviour.

5For this cause left I thee in Crete, that thou shouldest set in order the things that are wanting, and ordain elders in every city, as I had appointed thee:

6If any be blameless, the husband of one wife, having faithful children not accused of riot or unruly

That disqualifies all your priests and popes catholics now report this and whine to your priests ya heretics

admin answers:

You raise some valid points.

Remember that the Roman Catholics are the ones who started calling the Protestants like Martin Luther, Heretics.

Lisa asks…

Economy questions help please!?

1.) The two main Ingredients of the U.S. Economy are:
natural resources and land
land and labor
natural resources and labor
land and money
2.) The gross domestic product measures the total _____ of goods and services in a given year.
sale
output
profit
import
3.) The American free enterprise system emphasizes:
public ownership
private ownership
both public and private ownership
not enough information
4.) _______, the benefit from printing money.
Sovereignty
Seignorage
Seniority
None of the above
5.) A policy is referred to as _______ if it reduces the size of the money supply or raises the interest rate. An _______ policy increases the size of the money supply, or decreases the interest rate.
contractionary, expansionary
expansionary, contractionary
fiscal, monetary
monetary, fiscal
6.) During the 1870-1920 period the industrialized nations set up _______, with one of the last being the Federal Reserve in 1913.
credit unions
gold reserves
central banking systems
private banking systems
7.) When used as part of a commodity money system, which of the following is not a function of paper currency?
to reduce the danger of transporting gold
to reduce the possibility of debasement of coins
to avoid the reduction in circulating medium to hoarding and losses
to avoid the decrease in value of precious stones
8.) The gold standard, in theory, limits the power of governments to cause _______ by excessive issue of paper currency.
price inflation
unemployment
wealth and poverty
stagflation
9.) The Mundell-Fleming Model describes the behavior of ______ under a gold standard.
the economy
stocks and bonds
currencies
all of the above
10.) Approximately ____ of all above-ground gold is held in reserves by central banks.
10%
25%
50%
85%
11.) In the United States, the Federal Reserve can only directly set the discount rate; it engages in open market operations to alter the federal funds rate.
True
False
.
.
12.) The United States is often described as a "command" economy.
True
False
.
.
13.) When products become more expensive over time, deflation is occurring.
True
False
.
.
14.) Profit is also known as net income.
True
False
.
.
15.) A currency board is a monetary authority which is required to maintain an exchange rate with a foreign currency.
True
False
.
.
16.) Wholesale is the purchase of individual items at a higher price, whereas retail is the purchase of large quantities of goods at a lower price.
True
False
.
.
17.) The gold standard is a monetary system in which the standard economic unit of account is a fixed weight of gold.
True
False
.
.
18.) Monetary policy is the economic term which describes the actions of a government in setting the level of public expenditure and how that expenditure is funded. It contrasts with fiscal policy, which describes the policies about the supply of money to the economy.
True
False
.
.
19.) In 1997, the wealthiest one-fifth of American families accounted for 47.2 percent of the nation's income.
True
False
.
.
20.) The antitrust law seeks to strengthen market forces so that direct regulation is unnecessary.
True
False
.
Answer 4

admin answers:

You should really do your homework yourself. Then again, it's your choice whether you want to pass or fail your exam!

I don't know all of these questions but I've done most of them.

1.Don’t know the two main, all four (Land, Labour, Capital and Enterprise) make up the economy...
2.Output
3.I’m Australian, don’t know that one..
4.None of the above
5.Contractionary, expansionary
6.Central Banking Systems
7.Just can’t get that one out...
8.Price inflation
9.All of the above
10.Don’t know
11.I’m Australian, don’t know that one..
12.True
13.False
14.True
15.True
16.False
17.True
18.False
19.I’m Australian, don’t know that one..
20.Don’t know

Do your homework yourself next time.

Donald asks…

I'm writing a short story for English- what do you think?

Constructive criticism please

Exposition CH1

The King was seated in the centre of the courtroom. His eyes perused the walls which were decorated with pictures of past Abadorian Kings and Queens. Surrounding him in a semi-circle were the courtiers. They were bickering amongst themselves, occasionally presenting the King with a dilemma to solve, otherwise paying him no attention. He sat on his throne twirling the polished crimson ring around his finger overcome by boredom.
Underneath the king’s crown of precious stones and jewels, lay curly black hair, so dark it was almost purple. His eyes, although an intimidating grey, were always warm and kind as if brown. He was of a decent height; neither tall nor short and had a deeply dimpled smile that he often wore. He was a respected king, a loved king. However, he sat bored now of all the politics.
Suddenly a young man cloaked in black robes burst through the courtroom doors.
“Lukus?! Is that really-”, the man’s sentence was cut short as the guards who he’d broken past struck him in the gut. The King rose so fast his crown fell to the floor. “Stop, don’t hurt him! Holy Fathers of Abador! Leonardo?” Slowly, he strode towards the boy who was now lying in a heap on the floor. “Everyone leave. He is an old friend.” The King’s voice was quiet but commanding; they needed not be told twice.

Conflict CH2

Coughing, Leonardo rose and collapsed into a nearby chair. “I can’t believe it. It's really you. I mean, how’d a pickpocket from the slums of Lech become the King of Abador?!”
Lukus smiled. “Well, after years of living life a thief, my luck finally turned around..."
He paused, reminiscing the past. However, Leo was impatient to hear the full story.
“Well? How’d you do it?” Eagerly, he leaned forward in his chair.
The King had sworn he’d never tell anyone but he couldn’t keep it to himself anymore. Besides, Leonardo was a friend.
He started the story of that fateful night. It flashed in his mind. The bandits running. The carriage on fire. The cry of the king inside. Endangering himself to save him. The gratitude of the dying king representing itself in the Ring of Honour. His life, changing itself in a single moment.
There was a long pause. Lukus turned away from Leo and strode towards the painting of former King Altair. He was lost deep in thought when he heard the sound of a blade being drawn.

Rising Action Ch3

“Aren’t you forgetting something in your story?" Leo was pacing towards him. "What about the part were you killed the bandits?!” He voice was rising now. “What about the part where you murdered my father and his men?!”
“Have you gone mad Leo?! I just told you what happened!” The King was retreating slowly.
“You thought-” Leo spat “-you killed them all.” “Only someone got away.”

Climax CH4

Leo took a wild lung at Lukus who side stepped, and kicked Leo in the back of the leg. Falling face first, Leo’s sword fell from his hand and skidded across the floor. The King grabbed Leo by the scruff of his cloak and repeatedly punched him to the face. He then crushed Leo’s windpipe, tightening his hands around his throat. Leo clawed at his face; struggling beneath him. The king however did not let go until he was sure Leo was no more.

Denouement CH5

Lukus’s heart was racing. His hands, which were trembling, made his whole body shake. He felt magnificent! He looked down at the blood on his hands and he saw flashes of the night he became king. He saw himself repeatedly stabbing a man in the chest. Even though he knew his acts were evil, he couldn’t stop himself. The feelings of such lust for slaughter he’d been pushing down for years were now surfacing. Adrenaline was pumping through his veins.
He was a true killer. And he loved it.

admin answers:

It's really good... You asked for criticism but i cant think of anything bad with it. Don't change a single word it's great ! 🙂

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